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“It’s all part of the experience, honey!”

“I think you’re forgetting how difficult it’s going to be having everybody at the house at the same time.”

“Think you might be overdoing it, Dad?”

“Are you out here for a reason, or are you just avoiding the family?”

“You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.”

“Save the neck for me, Clark!” 

"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas."

“It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.”

“A lot of sap in here! Looks great. A little full. A lot of sap.”

"Unravel these. We need to check every bulb. Little knot here, you can work on that."

“Is it plugged in?”

“The little lights are not twinkling.” 

"We checked every bulb didn't we?"

“You’re the last true family man.”